Annoying Coworker 2.0: Portly, white, male who looks like your typical child predator.
Scene: Office bathroom. Awful room. Picture the room in the first Saw movie. The bathroom in this office is slightly better than that. There are two stalls to the left and a sink to the right. (OFF TOPIC: I hate this sink. there is a hot and cold knob for the faucet but the hot water is boiling kettle water and the cold is ice cold. Get worse.) The doors to the stalls are reminiscent to saloon doors in old westerns. They sway back and forth and have no locks. God forbid! There is a good amount of privacy for these shitty (pun!) conditions. So, once someone is inside a stall you know they are in the stall. You check the bottom and you see legs. End of story.
There I am sitting down on the throne minding my own business when the door to the bathroom opens. I'm bummed I don't get to finish my session in piece but it's not a big deal. Except, my stall door opens (he pulls the door instead pushing the door!) and in slides Annoying Coworker!