Annoying Coworker: Are you leaving today for the airport?
Me: (looking at my luggage that I have never brought to work before) Yes.
This reminds me of an email Annoying Coworker set up as an auto reply when she was on vacation. The email said:
Sorry I am unable to reply to your email personally. I am currently out of pocket. For more assistance...
Who says "out of pocket"? What does that even mean?
So Annoying...
Oh, this is so excellent - I knew you'd one day realize she needs a blog dedicated to her.
ReplyDelete"Out of pocket," as I understand it, refers to a situation in which a prostitute is acting in a manner not in accordance with the wishes of her pimp.
My guess is that AC heard one of her AKs (annoying kids) use this, and took it waaaay out of context. As she is apparently wont to do.
Ivy, can you use this phrase in a sentence please?
ReplyDeleteRaneesha did WHAAAAAAATTTT witchyo money?!?! Bitch is out of pocket, you need to get that shit under control.
ReplyDelete@IvyRaff LOL! Perhaps it was just spellcheck or a typo, and she meant to type "office". Either way, it's hilarious.
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