I'm away in Michigan on business. Away from my friends and family. Away from Annoying Coworker! This may be Michigan but it might as well be Belize. Sitting in a room for 8 hours, clicking my mouse hundreds of times, I can't help but smile knowing there will not be any Annoying Questions today.
However, that doesn't mean she is far from mind. I've heard from a few people who are convinced Annoying Coworker has a crush on me.
The thought of this makes me want to spit. And then throw up. She very well could have a crush on me. I treat her better than most people.
Most people hang up the phone on her! Including her husband and her kid! I will hear her on the phone:
Annoying Coworker: hey hunny, what did you make (Annoying Coworkers kid) for lunch? ... Did you remember to cut the crust off of the bread?....No, I know you know what you are doing! I'm just ma- (Annoying Coworker slowly hangs up the phone).
Considering I don't actively hang up the phone on her or ignore her I guess you can say I treat her pretty damn well.
Do you think Annoying Coworker has a crush on me? Sign off in the comments section while I clean up this vomit
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she has a crush on all elitists
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